me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .
Do twins have the same sized dick?
Both reactions work
i hate it when you’re waiting for someone to text you and someone else texts you but you think it’s them and you get all disappointed when you realize it’s not
when people reblog two part posts in the wrong order
plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner
I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future
Kidz Bop Beyoncé lyrics: I sneezed on the beat and got a God blessing / Yoncé on his mouth like ranch dressing
7% cell phone battery